but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.
― Uma Thurman (via rosyblooms)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)